Lawn tractor.

They just don't make 'em like this anymore.

Yankee way.

Who says you can't look cute working around the house?

At the lake

This lady had the saddest face I have seen in years. Truly. What is her story?

Big Brother

Oh crap! Now they are going to know my master plan to get Ariana a Nintendo DS for her birthday... I better get to her before they do... Oh, wait, I haven't used a pay phone since 1992!

Boston Freedom Trail

Redneck Birdfeeder

You see the details? The propane tanks... the curtains???

White trash tattoos

Exotic Dancers

You gotta know with a sign like this in the middle of New Hampshire, they must be some classy dancers.

Welcome home.